Census Update: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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Matty sim
Matty sim 11 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
But I like the dvd thing
Baz Vargis
Baz Vargis 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Not sure why Oliver disparaged that passage, I thought it was quite appealing, a true realization of the American dream turned nightmare.
Spaghetti
Spaghetti 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
i worked for the census :)
Brandon Contreras
Brandon Contreras 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I don’t agree with everything said here but it does offer perspective.
Zalta Patraz
Zalta Patraz 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
A request NOT to include any of Drumb's voice/videos. It is really annoying to hear him everywhere in every news outlet, so much so, that I tend to turn the volume off/change the channel while Drumb is on. I would suggest just putting a picture and in quotes what he said.
Ashmit Kolli
Ashmit Kolli 5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Lmao that was unexpected
Kathleen Reynolds
Kathleen Reynolds 8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I mean I missed this when it was relevant, but....shit, this is ASMR as fuck and I’m totally into it.
Chefs Corner
Chefs Corner 12 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
What is this AD for a DVD Video?? I don't recall John Oliver mentioning anything about a DVD. LOL ;)
LadiesMan 217
LadiesMan 217 12 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Census don’t do Jack Shit
laserbeak
laserbeak 12 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I swear John you are the freaking BEST!!! 😂😂
Jellydogsterio
Jellydogsterio 12 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Did you you have alt j commentary at the end???
Elayne K
Elayne K 13 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Brilliantly hilarious ✌🏾😂
Alana Loken
Alana Loken 13 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I’m dying 😂
Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia 13 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Total backfire...I want this to fall asleep to at night
Simone Casillas
Simone Casillas 14 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
That reading at the end tho. 😆 "Just folx gettin by"...
Opacream
Opacream 14 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
C S
C S 15 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Thumbs up if you didn't get counted I thought I had heard it was extended till the end of the year. The census website says 99.9% of households were counted I'm skeptical of that.
six Dillon
six Dillon 15 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
And this was the best show of y'all's I have ever watched thank you so much 🥰👍
Kimmy Ball
Kimmy Ball 15 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
You are awesome!! I've already done both but I like Sean's voice!! Lol
newdude50
newdude50 15 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Shit. I don't Floss. But, I and my entire family did fill out the census early this year in May. I did it online and it was easy.
Emilio MCB
Emilio MCB 16 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Love itttt! Filled my census
hugo brutus
hugo brutus 16 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
papost.info/slow/v/uZmlsXZ4gW9voJE
Faurest
Faurest 16 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Should have checked the comments it never hits the corner yall
Ben Moormann
Ben Moormann 17 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
That book sounds genuinely interesting though?
Johnny Phillips
Johnny Phillips 18 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Thank God for you, John. We need more heros like you.
Ryan H
Ryan H 18 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Fill out the census, because someone from a different country says so. I wish he would do a segment on why ppl do not want to fill out the census.
Trung Đoàn Thành
Trung Đoàn Thành 19 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
ninjakids dianaross melly scatman vyqwaint txt
gnitpeohseluj
gnitpeohseluj 19 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I like watching the DVD logo bounce around; it classifies in what they now call the "satisfying" category of PApost.
Jaded Old Joe
Jaded Old Joe 19 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Did actually play that shit for an entire episode?
Rabbit Beall
Rabbit Beall 19 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
papost.info/slow/v/koxtqGR8hGual6c
Adam Holt
Adam Holt 19 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
You can't spell Census without SUS.
Pre Beed
Pre Beed 19 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Just folks gettin by
Vanessa's Ambitions
Vanessa's Ambitions 19 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I should have listened to John. I listened to the last part and now I’m feeling an emotion I can’t explain. It’s not good tho. It’s not good.
IBLizZaRD x
IBLizZaRD x 20 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I don't know a single person who filled that out hahaha
Renzo Fernandini
Renzo Fernandini 20 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
John: 40 min show Video: is 4 mins
Andrew Vazquez
Andrew Vazquez 20 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I filled out census and register to vote finally. Idk if this will get read but it’s says being Hispanic or Mexican are not considered a race in the census.
plus plus
plus plus 21 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
If you're one of those people who haven't filled it out, YOU DESERVE TO BE UNREPRESENTED and ALL the shit coming your way...Cause odds are, you're also those idiots that wanna snivel about shit and not vote too....I hope your lives are a living hell...I'm an old white man, so my life won't change a bit...And I GUARANTEE I've done more in my life to fight against those SOB's than you ever will, even if you start today...So get off yer asses...
Bill Freese
Bill Freese 21 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Judging by the comments, you underestimated the willingness of Americans to listen to Sean Penn while watching a bouncing DVD logo. Next time, try running advertisements.
5PVC3
5PVC3 21 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Can't register to vote early in Idaho
MaeTricks
MaeTricks 22 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I have done both of those things. But im a stubborn botch and suffered through the rest of the video anyways.
Danny Simard
Danny Simard 22 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
tbh I like this
godlessyurifan
godlessyurifan 23 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
... I wasn't living in the country as of April 1st, so when I went to fill it out, the site said not to.
John Clements
John Clements 23 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I didn't do the census cause I live in California and the very last thing I want is more California Democrats in office
Alex LUKENS
Alex LUKENS 23 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Took me 7 min 37 seconds
Johnny C
Johnny C 23 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I watched the last 2 minutes, out of respect to the effort.... despite being already registered to vote & counted in the census. You're a bastard, Oliver, but I'm with ya....... If anyone actually took the time to read this, instead of answering the census & registering to vote, you're a dink. 🇺🇲
illyxxolicnaxim
illyxxolicnaxim 23 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Years later, that DVD screensaver still causes me almost physical pain to watch
Jason Gray
Jason Gray 24 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
3:04
Brad Zahn
Brad Zahn 24 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
In 1942 the U.S. used the census to round up Japanese Americans and put them in internment camps.
Laurie Guilbeau
Laurie Guilbeau 24 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
And donate blood too! You'll get tested for COVID antibodies. Takes longer than two minutes, though.
Sydney V.
Sydney V. 24 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Yes, the democrats declared publicly on national television that they ARE NOT A LEFT PARTY IN ANY WAY, they do not support BLM, they do not support Green New Deal, and they definitely DO NOT support Medicare for all during a global pandemic. Shift your party affiliation and vote according to platform and policy. #GreenParty2020
b c
b c 24 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Dd nt wtch u tb vi, bc sum1 sed it xmpl of erro n tym travl wen cments, protsts, n pandmc r not valid. Cable, be careful, you are in the age of idiocracy and low I.Q's. The mission is to find Forge, he holds the codes and information. Keith Moon was here. Jimi Hendrix was here. John Wick was here. HULK MAKE AMERICA GREEN AGAIN Dumbell Dump mi--- hav- a CoViD-19 (Coronavirus disease 2019?) heart attac- dur-ng th- n-xt debate. Aw schucks, : No vaccine, no normalcy.
Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry 24 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I'm glad I came across this video I thought they were going to send me a letter in the mail and I just fill it out and send it back I'm doing it right now
MegaGideo
MegaGideo 24 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
The joke is thinking people actually have representation in government.
Julian Kazakar
Julian Kazakar 24 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Neighbor said they think the questions are "Too personal" so hasn't filled it in. (  ̄^ ̄)
magellanthecat
magellanthecat 24 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Sadly, I have read (or tried to read) published novels that were worse than that one. They made me wonder... How the hell to these people get published?
Farie Fly
Farie Fly 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I like this story - need to read it (my census is already filled)
Sharona Maynard
Sharona Maynard 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I actually really liked that ending. The gravelly voice too close to my ear kinda gave me chills and I was interested in the story and the way he told it. Thanks for the recommendation.
VOLAIRE'S MINION
VOLAIRE'S MINION 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Can't wait til the next census when my voice becomes more feminine, and I tell the person on the phone I am in fact a male.
Damon Stone
Damon Stone 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I just don't get how people thumb down Last Week Tonight.
Nathan Augustine
Nathan Augustine 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
More Sean Penn reading nonsense please! Enrapturing, enthralling, all the big words.
joeyp978
joeyp978 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
14 billion households
BrynPoo KC
BrynPoo KC 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
It was weird. I’ve taken a lot of censuses over the decades. Some years they were one or two pages of tiny type questions about everything. And sometimes I was “selected” to do an interview to represent “my demographic” (single, never married woman). Those would take a couple hours. The little dink thing this year was hardly worth my time to type in the url.
tori albanese
tori albanese 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
October 6th, 2020 3:30am. I’m currently torturing myself with the last half of this video just to feel something.
camwyn256
camwyn256 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
And so it was
prying eyes
prying eyes 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
After hearing that excerpt from Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff, I think the firemen in Fahrenheit 451 were doing God's work.
Veronica Haile
Veronica Haile 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I love this man😂
S M
S M 25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Ok so I filled out the census because John Oliver told me to, but I still don’t understand why? he talked so fast I couldn’t understand most of what he said other than “fill out the census”
Sarah Ngegwe
Sarah Ngegwe 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Check and check🤣
Alonzo Johnson
Alonzo Johnson 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Duh
Mark Precious
Mark Precious 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
It's not dreadful, sheesh!
Wren
Wren 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
This is a painful reminder to me that a friend of mine is one of the people that refuses to fill the census out because she doesn't 'Want the Government tracking their information' and I couldn't convince her otherwise 😑
Frank K
Frank K 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Yikes. That was painful to listen to. How is he considered one of the great actors out there? He sounds like he should be telling us about diabetes or something. RIP Brimley!
Lovina Vargas-Carriedo
Lovina Vargas-Carriedo 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
As someone whose filled the census and also registered to vote. Thag last minute was the most amazing thing I've heard this week. Holy shit. That author has issues
Emma Liu
Emma Liu 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
What timing John Oliver! Been meaning to do this for weeks. Finally. This actually worked! Good job Mr. Oliver.
mayrni bird
mayrni bird 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
his voice is hypnotic, it's much better if you just listen to it as a stream of individual, disconnected words. my eyes are getting sleepy.
Shade Long
Shade Long 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Here is a New Only Fans Babe To Cheer Up Everyone's Day ! @t
Chris Howerton
Chris Howerton 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
My mom filled both of our censuses but I need an ID to register to vote!
Eric Stodolnik
Eric Stodolnik 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
... and so it was... smh...
Jay Harter
Jay Harter 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Okay, so now I want to listen to the rest of the book.
blue03r6
blue03r6 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I refuse to participate. I don't trust the government. They already know everything about your household. It's all public records. In fact all anyone on the internet needs is your address.
Kit Tillis
Kit Tillis 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Okay yea. that took about the length of that clip. thanks for the reminder!
Appa Martell of Tatooine
Appa Martell of Tatooine 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Yo who disliked this you got what you came for
matt _ess
matt _ess 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
How many times does the POTUS have to state that he does not side with white supremacists? He said it numerous times. Make racist Biden say it!
Steven Harkness
Steven Harkness 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
It's like listening to a story written on used toilet paper.
Rocky Slope
Rocky Slope 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I have already completed the census. It was short and sweet. I have now used my free time to tap the subscribe button, so that I can watch more dvd logo screen saver videos! 😃👍
Richard Mediate
Richard Mediate 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Thank you #DanielO'Brienrules
Dummy Enigma
Dummy Enigma 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
i filled it out once, then got mailed it again so i filled out the mailed version and mailed it in, then i had a representative come to my door and tell me i hadnt been counted yet after doing it twice and when i provided the reference code from finishing it was told it didnt exist and was asked to fill it out online again.
Trent Noor
Trent Noor 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
EMMY WINNING SHOW: LAST WEEK TONIGHT
This is Crazy
This is Crazy 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Me in EU with a US VPN: THIS IS AMERICA
Schroedinger Cat
Schroedinger Cat 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
it's actually a kind of art.
Jill Unger
Jill Unger 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Dear Oliver. I love you, but for some reason it sounds like a goldfish is dying a painful death in the background of this video. I have actually filled out my census form. SERIOUSLY, what in God's name is wrong with this video?
Calcifur Gaming
Calcifur Gaming 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Done both, enjoyed the soothing voice
ÆRational
ÆRational 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Obviously I was going to have to watch the DVD symbol the whole time to see if it hit the corner perfectly..
Internet Omatic
Internet Omatic 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I don't like John Oliver much, but I have to say, his (or his writer's or his intern's or whoever) taste in bad lit is impeccable. Holy. Shit.
Lynda Weister
Lynda Weister 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
TFS! I did Census&Vote! I don't think many people realize how the Census affects their day-to-day lives 4 money allocations 2 States&Representation in Govt! Just do Both people!🙏
Deborah Wilbur
Deborah Wilbur 26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
John where are you? Trying to wait patiently but, tRumps got COVID-19 and karma is a bitch!
Accutronitis The 2nd
Accutronitis The 2nd 27 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Thanks John! Just got it done over the phone because of you and this video!!!
HappyThoughts
HappyThoughts 27 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
3:51-3:52 is as close as you'll get for the logo :(
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